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Something funny and sometimes painfully true!!!

1. 6 a.m. and you are already up.

2. Your friends are “getting married and divorced” instead of “dating and separating”.

3. Unknown people speak to you in third person multiple.

4. You go out with umbrella, which you do NOT forget anywhere.

5. 90% of the time you spend in front of the PC, you work.

6. The music channels are not among your favorites any more.

7. Jeans and T-shirts – not equivalent to well dressed.

8. Dinner and movie – that is the evening, not only its beginning.

9. You don’t know any more when your favorite restaurant is closing.

10. You get a snack in MacDonald’s only at lunch.

11. To have sex somewhere else the bed is ridiculous.

12. In the drug store you buy aspirin instead of condoms

13. You have more food than beer in your fridge.

14. Your elder relatives don’t embarrass to tell dirty jokes in front of you.

15. You call the police when your neighbors turn the music load.

16. You make plans for 2 months ahead. 17. Your flowers don’t dry.

18. Cleaning is as important as washing the car.

19. You read this list persistently trying to find something not true for you.

Something to make you feel young: